i start laughin and try to get up and this mofo marmaduke wanabe bites the fuck out of my neck and wont let go! so by this time i try to stand up(despite 500+lb squat) and fall to knees now and i feel this red rocket pokin right where my asshole is thank god I have jeans on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!meanwhile im screamin bloody fuckin murder and finally get to drunk feet and smack fuck out of this asshole, grab his collar and twist till his black face is blue and drag him to his fucking pin and kick him in his fat ass. This big black mofo mounts me from behind, wraps legs around my neck and starts humpin me hard and i feel this big hard thing stickin me in the middle of my back. cept this time i stumble back over angle iron on floor im gonna weld in mornin and fall down sittin up with legs out in front. im there like 20minutes in come monster dog and jumps up on me with his face in mine like always. Here what happens: just got done with 2nd work out of day, start drinkin, go to bar for post workout meal(20ozstrip and all fixins) drink about 12 beers, come home, slam some more, let SirBoo out of the pin, go to shop, drink more.
